Gozer The Gozerian
My blogs
| Gender | Male |
|---|---|
| Occupation | Licking and Fetching |
| Location | Iowa, United States |
| Introduction | I'm a young, single Lab living with two crazy humans, a nutter of a Beagle and five cats. I need a creative outlet since The Lady and Bearded One don't like it when I chew stuff. They make me sit outside. Which wouldn't be so bad if it wasn't for the bastar-- er, Beagle. So I'm trying blogging instead. Hey, maybe bitches dig bloggers! The humans promised I wasn't gonna get neutered. Shit. Do you think they lied?!? All the other pets are fixed... AW FUCK! Those BASTARDS! |
| Interests | Chasing cats, Eating, Doggie treats, Chewing on stuff, Licking, Sleeping, Generally being a good-hearted clumsy oaf. Who licks things. |
| Favorite Books | They all taste good! |