Gender	Male
Occupation	closer of captions / professional short story writer
Location	Madison, Wiscompton, United States
Introduction	I support Baraka Obama.
Interests	thinking, running, writing, coffee, Super Nintendo, books, zombies, pronoia, breakfast, schadenfreude, guitar, reading, holidays, NyQuil, Zooey Deschanel
Favorite movies	Death Race 2000, Dr. Strangelove, Harold & Maude, The Sandlot, The Jerk, Kill Bill, Labyrinth, Pet Sematary, The Good the Bad and the Ugly, The Princess Bride, The Goonies, Heavy Metal, old school Star Wars, Battle Royale, Evil Dead trilogy
Favorite music	Belle & Sebastian, David Bowie, Neko Case, The Smiths, The Velvet Underground, Spoon, Camera Obscura, Iggy Pop, Jenny Lewis, The White Stripes, She & Him, Ramones, New Order, Tegan and Sara, Best Coast, Flaming Lips, Sufjan Stevens, Garbage, Depeche Mode, The Beets
Favorite books	Franny and Zooey, Catch-22, For Esme—with Love and Squalor, One Flew Over the Cuckoo's Nest, The Sirens of Titan, Trainspotting, The Catcher In the Rye, The October Country, Breakfast of Champions, The Great Gatsby, Cat's Cradle, Raise High the Roof Beam Carpenters or Seymour: an Introduction, A Brief History of Time, The Dark Tower, The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy

Lionesses have no manes. How do they know when they've grown up?

I dunno. Internet?