Gender	Male
Occupation	Pastry Chef & Saucier
Location	In A Field, Alabama
Introduction	Some days I think, holy Shmoo, wtf goes on in my head?
Interests	cooking, reading, writing, panhistoria, goofing off, french film, horror, zombies
Favorite movies	Harvey, Evil Dead series, Nightmare Before Christmas
Favorite music	Tom Waits, Southern Cultures on the Skids, Tool, Nat King Cole, that band that does that song - you know the one
Favorite books	Good Omens, Discworld Series, The Little Prince

The first time you had your shoes taken off - how surprised were you to see that you still had toes?

Why would I be surprised to see that I still had toes? According to this logic, why wouldn't I be surprised to see that I still had feet even? I don't get this question at all. Now the first time I saw somebody blowing a bubble with pink bubble gum, I thought they blowing up their tongue and was freaking impressed, until the bubble exploded, and then I started crying.