Flossing the Cat

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Gender	Female
Location	Cardiff, United Kingdom
Introduction	Welcome to the Bottomless Pit of Need aka Flossing the Cat. A darkly comic blog, asking important questions such as, “Is it ever possible to change a super-king-size duvet cover without using the C word?” An enthusiastic subscriber to The Bawdy Manifesto, Flossing the Cat also believes all words are endowed with certain inalienable rights and that the four-letter-words are especially deserving of attention and protection. Currently working on an epic work of non-fiction called ‘The Extremely Over-Protective Mother’s Handbook: An A-Z of Neurotic Mummy Shit’.
Interests	daydreaming, worrying, hanging out with friends and family, occasional ranting, frequent tea-drinking, oh, and writing ...
Favorite Movies	Happiness, Short Cuts, Magnolia, Silence of the Lambs, Annie Hall, When Harry met Sally, Women on the Verge of a Nervous Breakdown, Psycho
Favorite Music	Daft Punk, Beach House, Alicia Keys, Amy Winehouse, Motown, Velvet Underground, The White Stripes, Dusty Springfield
Favorite Books	A Thousand Acres, Notes on a Scandal, The Corrections, anything by Ian Mc Ewan, Philip Larkin, Maggie o Farrell, A M Homes (The Safety of Objects, Music for Torching)

You're trapped in a well with a goat and a slinky. Describe how you will escape.

I have everything I need. Food, milk, stimulation. Why would I need to escape?