Youngling #2
| Gender | Male |
|---|---|
| Industry | Tourism |
| Occupation | Leading the masses from darkness to truth |
| Location | Los Angeles, California, United States |
| Introduction | I frighten small children. I womanize. I belch and fart and scratch my balls. And I do it all in public. I am everything you're too scared to be. |
| Interests | I enjoy attacking what the majority holds dear in the name of not anyone in particular. |
| Favorite Movies | When I'm finished with my autobiographical documentary, that will be it. |
| Favorite Music | I like a lot of it. That which I do not will soon enough be ravaged by blog. (That means you Celine and Britney) |
| Favorite Books | I've already told you that I watch TV. |