Slopjar Miller
| Gender | Male |
|---|---|
| Industry | Non-Profit |
| Occupation | Spend my days searching for poop and doo doo related items in a non-profit mode (whatever that means). |
| Location | Springfield, Missouri |
| Introduction | Stupid old man with a flop sweat dilemma and itchy nut sack issues. Oh yeah, my weener has a seroiusly bad odor problem that I notice when I pee. |
| Interests | Saying "blurp", pooping, vomiting, sex, scrapbooking, standing in the middle of the street in my bathrobe screaming "MY SACK STINKS, MY SACK STINKS". |
| Favorite Movies | The ones that have pee pee in them or where folks are squatting down spurting out explosive diarrhea. Good times. |
| Favorite Music | I like the kind of music that when you are taking a shit you don't have to wipe as much after your poo poo sploshes out of your butthole. |
| Favorite Books | Any book that you can use in the crapper for making poop come out smoother and hopefully with no corn in it. |