Bill
My blogs
| Gender | Male |
|---|---|
| Industry | Government |
| Occupation | Regional Man of Mystery |
| Location | The Containment Area for Relocated Yankees, North Carolina, United States |
| Introduction | Bill has always been a little misunderstood. Ever since he was a child he has walked to the beat of his own drum, a drum beat that was noticibly slow. His perspective on life has always been a little different than those around him. This has often isolated him from others, but it has also helped him to see people and the world in a different light. Sometimes this perspective is helpful and sometimes it leads him to bang his head against an immovable object until the metaphorical blood comes spewing out and causes him to metaphorically pass out. With the help of a loving family and friends, Bill has been able, to date, to overcome these metaphorical swoons and continue forward in this crazy, mixed up world that never seems to amount to more than a hill of beans. May we all learn from his stick-to-it-tiv-ness, and move forward with faith in the knowledge that no matter how badly we screw things up, it's basically Microsoft's fault! Oh, wait that's for computers. Let me try again, no matter how badly we screw up, the Lord can fix it! So to sum this up, Bill is good, microsoft is culpable, the Lord is Mr. Fix It (just remember to capitalize). -- William |
| Interests | Geology, Theology, Computers, Childrens Liturature, Linguistics, Sudoku, Crossword Puzzles, College Football, The Cincinnati Reds, Feng Shui, History, Mythology, Comic Strips, Dave Barry, The Far Side, CNBC |
| Favorite movies | O Brother Where Art Thou, The Blues Brothers, Clue, The Dirty Dozen, Monsters Inc, The Magnificent Seven, Serenity, Where Eagles Dare |
| Favorite music | Toad the Wet Sprocket, Rage Against the Machine, Audio Slave, Paul Simon, The Beach Boys, The Clash, The Cranberries, Dave Matthews Band, Queen, The Eagles, The Goo Goo Dolls, Pearl Jam, Smash Mouth, Sublime, U2, REM, Weezer, Nirvana, Elvis, ABBA |