Jazz
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| Gender | Male |
|---|---|
| Industry | Non-Profit |
| Occupation | Millionaire |
| Location | Punjab, Midlands, United Kingdom |
| Introduction | I love money, I eat honey and I do business. Why, I hear you ask? Because Mo-ney is Hon-ey...do you un-der-stand? I always say that "The only thing harder than making money is burning it (literally)". But really, you only have to go down to Bill Gates' house to realise that even this is not true. Life is a bottle people...a big, ugly bottle of cha. |
| Interests | watching tv, eating pizza, sleeping, going out into the middle of a road, blogging, money, honey, business, choking someone |
| Favorite movies | Matrix 2, eXitenZe, Lord of the Rings 2 |
| Favorite music | All sorts, Pop, Rock, Paper, Scissors, Bhangra, RnB, Jazz (obviously) |
| Favorite books | I don't like reading, like at all, I tend to fall asleep, I would rather put my head in a blender, and then throw away the key, Of Mice and Men |
In the dream where you show up to school naked, why do you never go swimming?
Well firstly because I cannot swim to save my life and I'd rather run the marathon backwards on my head and amputate my own eye sockets.