Gender	Male
Location	Texas, United States
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Introduction	'Ello there mates! I'm Cooper Salmon, an American creator of vlogs, writings, graphic design, and videos. If you've any questions, comments, or almost anything really, just shoot me a message.
Interests	Christianity, Books, Greek Mythology, Norse Mythology, Frisbee, Ultimate Frisbee, Monty Python, Writing, Water Polo, Graphic design, Acting
Favorite movies	The Village, Signs, The Two Towers, Return Of The King, Fellowship Of The Rings, Monty Python and the Holy Grail, Monty Python's Flying Circus, Inception, Megamind, Thor, Captain America, Tangled, The Princess Bride, Fiddler On the Roof,
Favorite music	Blind Guardian, Skillet, Owl City, Johnny Cash, Regina Spektor, Skrillex, 3 Doors Down, Plain White T's, Manafest, DC Talk, BassHunter, Bassnectar, Flux Pavilion, The Glitch Mob, Switchfoot,
Favorite books	C.S. Lewis, N.D. Wilson, J.R.R. Tolkein, Francis Schaeffer, The Screwtape Letters, Leepike Ridge, 100 Cupboards, Dandelion Fire, The Chestnut King, Notes From The Tilt-A-Whirl, Dragons Tooth, The Great Divorce, The Rope Trick, The Lost Tools Of Learning, Recovering The Lost Tools Of Learning, The Iliad, The Odyssey, The Aeneid, The Lightning Thief, The Lost Hero, The Son Of Neptune, Ashtown Burials, The Help,

Your people want to make a statue in your honor. What will it be made out of and what victory will it commemorate?

It will be made out of granite, because that's classic. It will commemorate my victory with the Tanzanian rebels. I will be standing firmly with my battle-whip whirling above my head, my laptop at my feet, logged into the Omnibus IV Secondary summer classroom. I'll be wearing a knee-length vest, the right jeans, and a pair of epic boots.