Brother Phil
| Occupation | Gumby |
|---|---|
| Location | I can't believe there's a country called..., Wallis & Futuna |
| Introduction | I told my wife you can't find me on the internet and five seconds later she read off my address, all of my previous addresses, ex-wives, age, and the fact that I have a cat named Pretzel.* So much for my cat being anonymous. Sorry Pretzel. *I think she may have lied about Pretzel being on the internet. |
| Interests | Chicken. Spending time "viewing" my profile so it looks like I have friends. |