My blogs

A Dictionary of Big Dictionaries

Shlomo No Longer in the Duomo

The Adventures of a Baby formerly known as Mungo

Whitstable Fairies

Ugly Jesus

Byng Bong

About me

Location	United Kingdom
Introduction	How does one not sound like a total berk when writing this stuff? I'm a slightly crumpled, prep-school type (in my defence I never knew when I was at prep school, they were buying race horses and drinking champagne) with a weakness for half-dwarf women, Anthony Burgess, port and little Mungo. Currently, I'm one of those feckless public sector workers that have come to dominate the news since the Left all but died in this country, holding back the private sector by my horrid belief in things like workers rights, solidarity and equality.

Location

United Kingdom

Introduction

How does one not sound like a total berk when writing this stuff? I'm a slightly crumpled, prep-school type (in my defence I never knew when I was at prep school, they were buying race horses and drinking champagne) with a weakness for half-dwarf women, Anthony Burgess, port and little Mungo. Currently, I'm one of those feckless public sector workers that have come to dominate the news since the Left all but died in this country, holding back the private sector by my horrid belief in things like workers rights, solidarity and equality.