johnny_VIRUS

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About me

Gender Male
Industry Communications or Media
Occupation Alcoholic
Location SAINT LOUIS, Missouri, United States
Introduction I was born and then some stuff happened. It's awesome. I have a thing for Helen Hunt, Nintendo, and Mardi Gras beads (and I'll show my nerps for all three, thanks).
Interests punk rock, power tools, rubber bands, beef jerky, traveling, turtles, Google
Favorite Movies Clerks, Spun, Waiting, Disney's Aladdin, The Godfather: Parts I & II, Johnny Virus, NJFILMCORE, Twister
Favorite Music 311, Alesana, Andrew W.K., Anti-Flag, Atom and His Package, Bloom 06, The Casualties, Coldplay, Dead Kennedys, Deftones, Eiffel 65, Fear Before The March Of Flames, Foxy Shazam, Freezepop, Goldfinger, Interpol, Kill Hannah, Lola Ray, Lostprophets, Mayday Parade, Metro Station, Misfits, Open Hand, Potzee, RadioRadio, Relient K, Saves The Day, Scary Kids Scaring Kids, Shiny Toy Guns, Sincebyman, theSTART, Zebrahead
Favorite Books Roget's American Heritage Dictionary, ProAudio Tools Owner's Manual, Dude Where's My Country?

What reason do you have to believe the earth is flat?

The Earth is flat because I have never been to outer space and actually seen its roundness. For all I know, the textbooks have been lying to me my whole life. Why isn't Pluto a planet anymore anyway? Can someone answer me that with a straight face? No.