Brandi Rocks Faces, Worldwide
My blogs
| Occupation | Rocking faces off |
|---|---|
| Introduction | Most importantly: I rock the Casbah. And the Sharif don't like it. I've lived in a lot of different places, just looking for a life a little less ordinary. I tend to get restless after awhile. I've found the Holy Grail of Pez, Elvis Pezley. My life is complete. Chuck Norris loves me. Lawn jockeys fear me. I devote an inordinate amount of energy maintaining. I can fake normal with the best of them. I've never been able to work the word verisimilitude into conversation. Frequently I am mistaken for someone who has A Plan. I am unicorn magical. I will rock you in the face if given half the chance, and frequently even when I am not. |
