Dizzee Rascal

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About me

Gender Male
Industry Arts
Occupation The art of theft
Location Salt Lake City, UT, United States
Introduction I am one year old. I have short champagne hair. I am approximately 1 foot long and have a pointy nose, round ears, and a fuzzy tail, yo. If I get a chance, I will straight up steal your wallet.
Interests I am interested in your stuff and making it my stuff, I like tunnels. Running thru them, spinning around in them, and pigfacing myself in them. I like to ambush people from behind when they least expect it, I like to do the laundry and do exactly as I please with it. I enjoy the dishwasher, the printer, my cape, and of course my ultra secret hideout where I keep my loot. When I have time, I like to sleep. I like to sleep for hours and be left alone no matter how cute you think I am.