Steve Macey
My blogs
| Gender | Male |
|---|---|
| Industry | Transportation |
| Occupation | Bullshit |
| Location | Australia |
| Introduction | Born on a ship in the middle of a hurricane whilst crossing the Tropic of Capricorn, it was fairly obvious to all concerned that I was special. Even the ships captain confessed he'd never seen the like before and probably never would again. And so it was through my formative years in various boarding schools while my parents made their staggering fortune selling chopsticks to ex-Portuguese colonialists and rich Tonquin royalty. By the time I'd reached College, I'd acquired a certain status amongst my peers - a certain je ne sais quoi if you will. Upon the cusp of manhood I toured the south pacific ogling topless native women until I became listless and ill at ease. By the time the calendar fell on Jan 4th 1934 I was positively bristling for adventure the likes of which hadn't been the fortune of mine to experience - sexual exploits not counted. With that in mind, I headed to Caribbean and across to Mali, where I would spend the next year of my life in a Malinese prison where I conducted a torrid affair with the wardens' un-wed daughter. Truth be told I could have escaped or at least purchased my freedom on the first night but I elected to stay see the affair through to the end. |
| Interests | time travel, bizarre gravitational disturbances of the space time continuum, cheese, world domination, cheese.... |