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Location Maryland, United States
Introduction I'm 26 years old, a (not so) newlywed, and the owner of a home built in 1950. My cats are my children, and I love them more than some humans. I am expecting my first babee fo fabee in August! My dark sense of humor, combined with my graphic potty mouth, make me quite the lady. I am a firm believer that there is nothing more relieving than a good poop... and boy do I miss this part of pre-pregnancy. This blog is my way to document the clusterfuck that is my mind, and will hopefully make a few people laugh along the way.