Brad

My blogs

Gender	Male
Location	Medina, Ohio, United States
Introduction	Oh, where do I start? I was born in a log cabin in Kentucky. It was a hard life in the tobacco fields until one day I stumbled across a magic lamp. I rubbed it, and out came a genie. The genie did not speak English, however. Thinking he was granting me three wishes, I asked for a jillion dollars, to be president of the universe, and for a grape soda, since I was really thirsty at the time. But apparently all that translates into something different in genie-ese or whatever language he was speaking, because he snapped his fingers and I wound up naked in the desert with nothing but my trusty blade. After subsisting on insects and cave water for months, I developed dysentery, shat my brains out and died. That's how I got to this life, at least according to my psychic advisor.
Interests	Maybe part of the reason I have a blog at all - I'm not really interested in anything. Not enough to warrant mentioning, at least. I'm really not even interested in this blog. At all.
Favorite Movies	SuperBabies: Baby Geniuses 2, "Manos": The Hands of Fate, Anus Magillicutty, Santa with Muscles, 3 Ninjas: High Noon at Mega Mountain
Favorite Music	Music I play in my house. I call it "house" music. Maybe that name will catch on.
Favorite Books	Anything by L. Ron Hubbard, F. Scott Fizgerald, C. Everett Koop, H. Ross Perot, G. Gordon Liddy or A. Retarded Name

That can't really be a fish you're standing on, can it?

Yes, it is a brown trout.