Tom Jacks, Esq.
My blogs
| Gender | Male |
|---|---|
| Occupation | Lawyer |
| Location | The New Wave |
| Introduction | I'm the lawyer of the bunch. Slander us and I'll taze you and take you to the county jail. |
| Interests | Dancing, fighting neckbeards, tazing people |
| Favorite movies | That one where they did a slow dance on BMX bikes. |
| Favorite music | The Kraft BBQ Sauce commercial. Oh yeah! |
| Favorite books | Make Way For The Metric System |

