Tom Jacks, Esq.

My blogs

About me

Gender Male
Occupation Lawyer
Location The New Wave
Introduction I'm the lawyer of the bunch. Slander us and I'll taze you and take you to the county jail.
Interests Dancing, fighting neckbeards, tazing people
Favorite Movies That one where they did a slow dance on BMX bikes.
Favorite Music The Kraft BBQ Sauce commercial. Oh yeah!
Favorite Books Make Way For The Metric System