cat-hamster
My blogs
| Gender | Female |
|---|---|
| Industry | Agriculture |
| Occupation | door-porter at ritz hotel, haha, once i posed as an asparagus in KewGardens |
| Location | London, United Kingdom |
| Introduction | a major scientific investigation is currently underway to establish whether or not I really exist. The results have so far been inconclusive. |
| Interests | words, worms, hiccups, keyholes, artichokes,conundrums, turnips, bombasticism, spots, leotards, pies, miniature birds, lace bonnets, aeroplane engines, paper, triangles |
| Favorite movies | recently i discovered that i had been paying for a tv licence for my washing-machine for the past 10 years so now i don't watch anything |
| Favorite music | maryhadalittlelamb, the squeeking of baby meece, the listless warbling of Vlad the Impaler, the dawn chorus, the harmony of the spheres, cabbage |
| Favorite books | i once ate a telephone directory |