Gender	Female
Occupation	Purveyor of Joy and Cynicism in equal measure
Location	Bristol
Introduction	I am a contrary little blighter... An enigma wrapped in a mystery, covered in pastry... I don't like pastry... Frankly, I don't much care for most of the rest of the world either... but sometimes people are just the most wonderful thing ever... Like I said, I'm contrary!
Interests	Music, Movies, Gaming, Comic books, Drinking, Smoking, Flirting outrageously with strangers, Generally being a bit of a scallywag
Favorite movies	Mirrormask, Juno, Die Hard, Pan's Labyrinth, Shawshank Redemption, Green Mile, Some Like it Hot, Predator, Force 10 From Naverone, Godfather, Iron Man
Favorite music	Black Keys, Queens of the Stoneage, Nine Inch Nails, Nirvana, Incubus, Nina Simone, Billy Holiday, BB King, The Smiths, The Cure
Favorite books	One Flew Over the Cuckoos Nest, American Psycho, To Kill a Mockingbird, Catcher in the Rye, Good Omens, Preacher, Sandman, League of Extraordinary Gentlemen, Empowered... and secretly anything by Agatha Christie

You have to dig a hole to China. Where do you start?

Start at the beginning... it would be foolish to start at the end.