Jordan White
My blogs
| Gender | Male |
|---|---|
| Industry | Accounting |
| Location | Chicago, IL |
| Introduction | I put my brains down on paper. |
| Interests | Writing, reading. |
| Favorite movies | Rifftrax |
| Favorite music | The Legend of Neil - The Musical |
| Favorite books | Animorphs, East of Eden, The Amazing Adventures of Kavalier and Clay, Calvin and Hobbes, Kurt Vonnegut, The Ultimate Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy, Infinite Jest, Zeitoun |
You get to ride the big roller coaster three times in a row. What will keep your dad from taking a bite out of your candy apple?
It's poison. Duh. I poison all my candy apples because people are always eating them. Well who gets the last laugh now? Me, that's who, because I'm immune to candy apple poison.