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About me

Gender Male
Occupation Database Administrator
Location Salt Lake City, UT, United States
Introduction I'm just your everyday random guy with an amazing wife and 2 kids. Other than that, I'm probably the most awesome guy I've ever known. Oh, and humble...very, very humble.
Interests Video games (especially WoW with the wife), Piano, Sports, Weightlifting, Church and beating up little kids and taking their money
Favorite Movies Lord of the Rings (Trilogy), Matrix Trilogy, Army of Darkness, Evil Dead 2, The Incredibles, Dune and TONS of others that would bore everyone to tears
Favorite Music Rush, Matthew Sweet, Tears For Fears (old and new), Toad the Wet Sproket - and various other musicians
Favorite Books Books? How can anyone read books when I have my blog up!?

If you were a pirate, how would you avoid laughing when saying 'poop deck'?

That's easy - because if I laughed everytime someone said "poop deck", the other pirates would cut off my balls - sorry, but I don't think that's funny.