About me

Introduction	The details of my life are quite inconsequential. I am an undercover crime fighter. I can lick my butt, sit, stay, and scale tall buildings with my utility belt's grappling hook. I have no opposable thumbs, so book-reading is out for me. That's okay. Reading is for cats. I fight crime by day and sleep on the lap of a sweaty fat lady by night. I am not to be trifled with. Don't cross me! If by chance you do... pray to God that you have a bone, snausage, or fillet mignon. Oh yeah! And I like poetry.
Interests	The study of bullshit. I like to point at it and say, "Hey! That's bullshit!"

Introduction

The details of my life are quite inconsequential. I am an undercover crime fighter. I can lick my butt, sit, stay, and scale tall buildings with my utility belt's grappling hook. I have no opposable thumbs, so book-reading is out for me. That's okay. Reading is for cats. I fight crime by day and sleep on the lap of a sweaty fat lady by night. I am not to be trifled with. Don't cross me! If by chance you do... pray to God that you have a bone, snausage, or fillet mignon. Oh yeah! And I like poetry.

Interests

The study of bullshit. I like to point at it and say, "Hey! That's bullshit!"

You've written a hit musical! How will you avoid having fame go to your head?

Kill myself.