Carrie
| Gender | Female |
|---|---|
| Occupation | Professional Douche Bag Hunter |
| Location | Canada |
| Links | Audio Clip, Wishlist |
| Interests | THINGS I LIKE: Margaritas, Rock Music, Tight asses, Shoes, My car, Getting my eyebrows waxed, Smelling good, Musicians, Tanning, Puppies, Beer, Lip gloss, The voices in my head THINGS I HATE: Old people, Mullets, B.O., Porn staches, Bad drivers, People who chew with their mouth open, Bad teeth, Douche Bags, Old Spice, Velcro shoes, Fur coats, Hairy backs, Stupidity, Ignorance, Waiting, Rap Music, Gossip, Jealousy, White socks, pigeons |
In the dream where you show up to school naked, why do you never go swimming?
Because the pool has already been peed in.