Empress Al
My blogs
| Gender | Female |
|---|---|
| Location | Seattle, WA, Uzbekistan |
| Introduction | Legendary. |
| Interests | Rats and stuff |
| Favorite movies | Anything with me in it. |
| Favorite music | Anything that's not me singing. |
| Favorite books | Any Reader's Digest abridged true-life inspiration story. |
When you've got water stuck in your ear, how do you get it out?
Have a close friend insert a straw and suck it out. Or pay a homeless guy to do it.