The Turtle's Head

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About me

Gender Male
Occupation Radiographer
Location Gloucester, Virginia, United States
Introduction Born in Luton, England. Went to school/University, graduated BSc Hons, worked in telecoms as a Design Engineer until 2003,then moved to US, married my delightful wife, whom I shall refer to as El Jeffe, and qualified in Radiography in 2006. Found time to spend a year in Australia 1990-1991. Also travelled to Western US states, been around Ireland on a motorcycle, been to the Netherlands, France, Cyprus, the Balearic Islands, Tenerife and the Czech Republic. Currently working at a Virginia hospital, working in MRI and producing hand-built kayaks from my garage.
Interests Motorcycles-restoring & riding, kayaking, cycling, walking, playing guitar, rock music, travel, dogs, cats, frogs, lizards, wildlife, HR Giger
Favorite Movies Mad Max I, II, III, Grumpy Old Men, The Silence of the Lambs, Monsters Inc, Hannibal, Se7en, Ferris Bueller's Day Off, Apollo 13, Deliverance, Jaws, Bad Santa, Bruce Almighty, Fistful of Dollars, American Graffiti, Alien, where do I stop ?
Favorite Music AC/DC, Aerosmith, Sheryl Crow, REM, Massive Attack, Stone Temple Pilots, Pearl Jam, Nirvana, Gordon Lightfoot, Bluegrass, Earl Scruggs-style banjo, Chopin, Segovia, Lamb of God...
Favorite Books Zen and the Art of Motorcycle Maintenance, Black Sunday, Red Dragon, The Silence of the Lambs, Hannibal, Bill Bryson's Notes From a Small Island, any Stephen King, any John Grisham, Patricia Cornwell, Issaac Asimov, Arthur C. Clarke, anything, really

When you've got water stuck in your ear, how do you get it out?

Pull your lip over your head and swallow !!