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Gender MALE
Occupation Professional Drinker
Location Dallas, Texas, United States
Introduction I am taupe. I am thin. I am amazing.
Interests Grey Goose, Belvedere, Svedka, Absolut, Ketel One, Ciroc, Stoli
Favorite Movies Bi-Racial Facial II. (You have to see the first one in order to understand what's going on.)
Favorite Music Milli Vanilli, Ru Paul and Barney.
Favorite Books The Bible - By Jesus.

Why can't I be purple like Barney?