Gender	Female
Occupation	Homemaker/SAHM
Location	Oregon, United States
Introduction	Mom to twins "Bruise" and "Bucket" and singleton, "Bubbles." Wife to Michael (husband extraordinaire!). Avid reader and bibliophile. Member of The Church of Jesus Christ of Latter-day Saints. Geek. Domestic Goddess in progress. Prone to rambling. Often insecure. Definitely not quite normal.
Interests	reading, family history, The Church of Jesus Christ of Latter-day Saints, Firefly, Sherlock (BBC), Once Upon a Time, Doctor Who, What Not to Wear, ...
Favorite movies	The Princess Bride, The Last Unicorn, Austin Powers, So I Married an Axe Murderer, A Mighty Wind, Labyrinth, Moulin Rouge, MirrorMask, Sense and Sensibility, Emma, Bride and Prejudice, Best in Show, Serendipity, While You Were Sleeping, Sabrina (1952), Serenity, Much Ado About Nothing (it's a tie between the Branaugh or Whedon version), The Decoy Bride
Favorite music	Broadway musicals, "Weird Al" Yankovic, 80s music, Disco, ... mostly anything.
Favorite books	Jane Eyre, The Eyre Affair (or anything else by Jasper Fforde), The Princess Bride, The Abhorsen series by Garth Nix, anything by Lynn Kurland, Beauty by Robin McKinley, The Book of Mormon, The Bible, The Pearl of Great Price, The Doctrine and Covenants, As the Ward Turns (and the rest of the series by Joni Hilton), The Arc of a Scythe series, ...

If you were a pirate, how would you avoid laughing when saying 'poop deck'?

I wouldn't. I'd just make sure to laugh maniacally at random times so that people would assume that I was just mildly insane. Which I rather am, come to think about it.