Donkey in a Sauna
My blogs
| Location | Sexy town, Population: Me and a few other people I see. But when I ask them if they would like to be a part of Sexytown with me, they just run away., California, United States |
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| Links | Wishlist |
| Introduction | I like pickles. No, like REALLY like them. Every time I go to Quiznos, I steal like two of those little containers full of them. They don't ever say anything to me, which is strange. You would think that they would be like, "Hey! What the fuck do you think your doing?! How many times do I have to tell you, dont steal those pickles! They are for paying customers only! " And that's when I would be like, "To the mother ship!" And run out screaming in alien gibberish. |
| Interests | OOOO!!!! I Know!!!!! Those really cool pot holder thingies that look like an alligator and they are all like OM NOM NOM NOM! |
| Favorite movies | Monty Python and the Holy Grail, Gnomeo and Juliet |
Chicken monkey shoes?
*GASP* My mother is a saint! I challenge you, sir, to a duel! *Slaps with glove*