John
| Gender | Male |
|---|---|
| Location | Bloomington, Indiana, United States |
| Interests | Music, food. |
| Favorite movies | Naked Gun, Bottle Rocket, Once Upon A Time in the West, Meeting People Is Easy, Royal Tenenbaums, Monty Python, Kids in the Hall, Mr. Bean, Benny Hill |
| Favorite music | I love many but the ones that really stand out are:, Radiohead, The Clientele, Ariel Pink, Can, Orchestral Manoeuvres in the Dark, Magazine, Ritchie Valens |
| Favorite books | Breakfast of Champions, Which-way Books, Anything I read that gets me a free personal pan pizza from Pizza Hut |
Your superpower is that you smell like dandelions whenever someone lies. How will you maintain your secret identity?
Kill all the worlds dandelions so nobody recognizes my scent. Then just go about daily life, ignoring the liars - including myself - while playing Drums Not Dead on repeat.