Don

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Gender	Male
Industry	Arts
Occupation	Writer/Illustrator
Location	Keysville, VA, United States
Introduction	I sometimes spaz out, have illusions of grandeur and beat up small children and take their lunch money to buy the National Inquirer. I have no talent, skills or any sort of aspirations in life. I snore when I sleep and I sleep with one eye always open because of those sadistic goddamn raccoons. They seem to like to stare in the bedroom window and act out all my childhood misfortunes thanks to the brain waves they suck out of my head by way of supremely advanced alien technology that I cannot even begin to understand, and yet, have seen on sale at Wal-Mart. Once, I ate ice cream with a fork and I drive really, really slow in the left hand lane of the interstate...on PURPOSE. I'm the guy that farts in crowded elevators, the guy who brings 11 items into the 10 items or less express lane, the one who tries to use coupons at the flea market and the SOB that always asks for things that aren't on the menu or list ANYWHERE ever. --Don
Interests	Art, Writing, Sci-fi, Movies, TV, Music, Eating, Breathing, the Web, and that hot chick over there.
Favorite Movies	Star Wars, Office Space, Road Trip, The Dark Knight
Favorite Music	Any and all kinds.
Favorite Books	I has can't no reading.