Cynica Sarcastamos

My blogs

Gender	Female
Industry	Non-Profit
Occupation	Making no money - see above. Duh.
Location	Alaska, U.S. Outlying Islands
Introduction	I love big dogs, snow and sneezing. I live in Alaska but Sarah Palin is not my friend. I can't clap with one hand. I do not like people who are as mean as me.
Interests	Wow. How can I begin to explain?
Favorite Movies	To Kill a Mockingbird, Nosferatu, Lars and the R.G., Snatch, House of D, The Ugly Truth and anything that's Halloween, Christmas or Cary Grant-related.
Favorite Music	Pink Floyd's 'Dark Side of the Moon' is my number one. Beyond that, pretty much anything that isn't Rhianna or Conway Twitty.
Favorite Books	Hmmm. Drumming fingers... I AM AMERICA (And So Can You) by Stephen Colbert, WHY WE SUCK by Denithy Leary, most stuff by Carl Hiaasen.

Why does the color blue mean raspberry-flavored?

Because of porn.