Edward William Sidney
| Industry | Maritime |
|---|---|
| Occupation | privateering |
| Location | Cayos Arcas, Campeche Bank Reef, Gulf of Mexico |
| Interests | inquisition, humorism, misanthropy, and expunging witchcraft from the polis |
| Favorite books | Summa Contra Gentiles, Libri Quattuor Sententiarum, Quanta Cura, and, for coping with Hillary Clinton, the Malleus Maleficarum |