Gender	Male
Location	chicagoland, IL, United States
Introduction	artist \| designer Confessional Liturgical Missouri Synod Lutheran
Interests	1950 Bowman, 35mm film, Abstract Expressionism, advertising, all-black matboard, Altoid tins, ampersands, animal silhouettes, Anse Chastenant, Art, Art Institute of Chicago, Atari 2600, beef stew, Bellagio, billets, black Play-Doh, Boston Market, bricks, buffalo nickels, C.F.W. Walther, capybara, carved coins, cheeseburgers from the grill with a simple slice of American on a white bun with no onions or extra junk added to the meat, chenille Easter chicks, Chicago, Chicago Christian High School, Chicago Cubs, Chicago Cultural Center, chisels, chocolate bunnies floating on clouds, communicatio idiomatum, confessional Lutheran, croquet, crucifixes, custom table saw, cyanotypes, David Scaer, design, Destro, direct marketing, disposable cameras, dollar toys, dumpster diving, dziggetai, Elmhurst, Ephesians, Estonia, everyday random rocks, Francis Pieper, Frogger, frosted windows, Galatians, German engineering, globes, grace, gummi bears, Holy Absolution, Holy Baptism, Holy Communion, Hope Lutheran School, Illinois Wesleyan University, InDesign, jell-o, Jesus, Las Vegas, Law and Gospel, LCMS, lego sculptures, libraries, London, Lutheran Church Missouri Synod, luule, mahogany, maps, Marquette Park, Martin Chemnitz, Martin Luther, mercy, metal cubes, mini miter saw, modular shelves, Montessori, moose, nativity scenes, Nikon FE, Nintendo NES, office supplies, Olympics, Optimus Prime, painter’s tape, painting, patriotic shoelaces, paved roads, Petri 7s, photocopiers, photography, Photoshop, plywood, postmodern art, printmaking, R.B.I. Baseball, randomly folded receipts, ruler tattoos, Ryne Sandberg baseball cards, San Diego, sculpture, silver gum wrappers, St. Lucia, Stonehenge, stout beers, styrofoam, Super Mario Bros 2, T206, tapir, textures, toner cartridges, Transformers, Traverse City, ultimate couch, vintage snapshots, webcams that show just clouds, weed removal, Wheaton
Favorite movies	Blues Brothers, Transformers (1986), Fifth Element, The Big Lewbowski, Old School, Rate Race, Oceans Eleven, Anchor Man
Favorite music	Alpine Yodelers, alt-J, Johann Sebastian Bach, Beastie Boys, Beck, Björk, Chemical Brothers, George Clinton, Paolo Conte, The Doors, Foster the People, Franz Ferdinand, Fujiya & Miyagi, Gorillaz, INXS, Led Zeppelin, Modest Mouse, Arvo Pärt, Rage Against the Machine, R.E.M., Soup Dragons, They Might Be Giants, U2
Favorite books	Bible, Baptism by David Scaer, Christology by David Scaer

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