Melody
| Gender | Female |
|---|---|
| Industry | Non-Profit |
| Occupation | I'm a teacher, housekeeper, chauffeur, and cook. I get paid in hugs and kisses, which is worth way more than any green paper out there. |
| Location | United States |
| Introduction | I am a future survivor of marriage and parenthood. My partner in crime goes by the alias Big Hunk (title and description, by the way. hubba hubba), and the perps are Mike & Ike (boy 12, girl 10). We just moved to Arizona, where we put the fun in dysfunctional. |
| Interests | My family, Church, cooking & baking, gardening, reading, my home |