Gender	Male
Industry	Student
Location	Lancaster, California, United States
Introduction	I am first and foremost a total loser who can barely keep himself from jumping in front of any camera lens in view. I consider myself an entertainer because providing entertainment is the only way I know how to function in social situations. I hate to be like anyone else. I'm not much of a team player. I never let people see me (metaphorically) sweat. I think it's worth noting that I hate just about every thing Tim Burton has ever done, Apple Inc.,(hypothetically) everyone who's obsessed with anything, and everything about the 80s excluding Michael Jackson , The fact that my parents were married then, and I and 97% of the most awesome people I know were born in that decade.
Interests	creating art, by, drawing, painting, social dancing, singing, playing an instrument, I'll play anything if the opportunity presents itself, but I own only seven, clarinet, guitar, mandolin, harmonica, bongos, bass, pianoforte, improv, acting, writing, experiencing art, comedy, satire, bad puns, food, nature, learning, freestyle hip-hop, beat poetry, Opera, music in general, breaking monotony, surrealism, philosophy, psychology,
Favorite movies	Batman (1966), Zoolander, Death To Smoochie, Good Will Hunting, The Big Lebowski, There's Something About Mary, Mallrats, Jay and Silent Bob Strike Back, The Dark Knight, Pulp Fiction
Favorite music	I honestly enjoy all styles, however I can't say I listen to everything. current favorites include:, Jason Mraz, Saul Williams, Kanye West, Margot and the Nuclear So and Sos, Victim Effect, Paramore, Optimus Rhyme, Rascal Flatts, Bernie Allen, The Unicorns, Fats Waller, Captain Squeegee and the Soap Suds, Rilo Kiley, Laura Marling, Honey Honey, Motown, Ludacris, Gnarls Barkley
Favorite books	I dig the creations of, Dr. Seuss, Norton Juster, Lewis Carroll, Shel Silverstein, John Green, Edward Monkton, and, William Carlos Williams,. Sure most of them write for children and listing them isn't nearly as impressive as, Faulkner, Dostoyevsky, Hemingway, Austen, Tolstoy, etc. But their imaginativeness and creativity are unrivaled and I respect them for it as well as finding their writings impossible to be bored by. ...I can't really explain why I enjoy W.C. Williams though.

When you spilled the milk, did it look like the moon?

Why do I feel like that question is full of sexual innuendo?