NewsWeeks
| Gender | Male |
|---|---|
| Industry | Telecommunications |
| Occupation | Writer/Editor |
| Location | Georgia, United States |
| Introduction | Just a balding dude trying to make it as a writer. |
| Interests | Gender inequality, racial insincerity, grammar inconsistency, comic timing, learning, and fallen bits of pop culture. |
| Favorite Movies | Knocked Up, Rushmore, Three Amigos, The Rules of Attraction |
| Favorite Music | Ben Folds (Five), They Might Be Giants |
| Favorite Books | The Iliad, High Fidelity, Call of the Wild, Heart of Darkness, The Cloven Viscount, Absalom Absalom, Oblivion: Stories, Catch-22, How to be Alone, Consider the Lobster, Spunk and Bite |
Whoops! Your tongue is now a magnet. Whatever will you use for silverware?
Plastic sporks, I guess.