tenaciousmcd

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About me

Gender Male
Occupation Pontificator
Location The Dirty South
Introduction Raised by wolves in the rugged South Carolina mountains, I taught myself Latin, Greek, and Esperanto by the age of two from the backs of discarded cereal boxes. Upon discovering my true heritage during a blood-stained raid on a local village, I went on to found a Scots-Irish pride organization called the Pale Panthers, aka McD's Fleas, and committed myself to non-violent revolution. After spending seven years slaving in a Tennessee shit mine--where I befriended Frances & #3, two kindly hobos fleeing their lives in the amputee wannabe underground--I emerged to "drink the milkshakes" of my enemies, mostly by writing nasty but incomprehensible snarks on the internet. Currently working on a memoir/action movie/guide to edible plants.