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| Location | Littleton, CO, United States |
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| Introduction | After years of reading "help" columns in the paper, I decided that I, the average chimp, can better answer reader questions than the so-called professionals. I answer each question in two ways: first, in a biblical manner, and secondly, in the manner of an average, modern-day, professing Christian. |
| Interests | Eating bananas and swinging from vines with my wife Mata |
| Favorite Movies | Planet of the Apes, Return of the Planet of the Apes, King Kong, King Kong vs. Godzilla, King Kong destroys the U.S |
| Favorite Music | Abba's "King Kong Song" and "Sitting in a Palm Tree" |
| Favorite Books | The entire set of congressional records, unabridged. |
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