Janelle

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About me

Gender Female
Occupation Keeper of the Zoo
Location United States
Introduction I’m the Janel. I’ve recently entered adulthood and it appears there’s no turning back. I used to have interests and hobbies… and then I had kids. I'm married to a man that knows how to push my buttons in ways both good and bad. We're blessed with four incredible children and a dog that we couldn't give away if we tried. I have a degree but I don’t have a job; I can be difficult and overly emotional. I like cheese, breakfast at all hours of the day, Swatch watches, baseball, fast cars, Weezer and painting my toenails. I’m not so great at making decisions, unless they’re for other people. I fall going up the stairs far more than I ever fall going down the stairs. I drink iced coffee but I can’t stand hot coffee. If I don’t know the answer to a question, I might just make up the answer as I go – and you’ll never be able to tell the difference. I always screen my calls. I prefer to text. I have über-strong thumbs but I’ll never win a thumb war. I think dolphins are way overrated. I’m not perfect but I like to pretend I am. You’ve been warned; read on at your own risk.
Interests my babies, my husband, swatch watches, religion, reading, travel, flip-flops, lip gloss, daisies, shoes, friends, family, wine, laughing until I snort, toenail polish, art museums, baseball, ice cream on crazy hot summer days
Favorite Movies Goodfellas, The Godfather, Casino, Scarface, Heat, Go, Empire Records, Dodgeball, Old School, Napoleon Dynamite, The Sopranos, The Office, Finding Nemo, Sideways, The Blues Brothers, Meet the Parents, Seinfeld, The Royal Tennenbaums, The Life Aquatic with Steve Zissou, Lost in Translation, Fight Club, The Goonies, Billy Madison, Urban Cowboy, Saturday Night Fever, Pulp Fiction, The Big Lebowski
Favorite Music The Beatles, The Doors, Kanye West, Johnny Cash, The Postal Service, Smashing Pumpkins, The Clash, Radiohead, The Rolling Stones, Nelly, Outkast, John Coltrane, The Pixies, WEEZER, the Streets, Saosin, Modest Mouse, Lily Allen, OAR
Favorite Books The Foutainhead, I Know This Much is True, Marley and Me, The DaVinci Code, Harry Potter, Memoirs of a Geisha, Prep, Lolita

You've just inherited a manufacturing plant that specializes in plastics. What are you going to make?

Llamas. and i'll name them all Lloyd.