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Confessions of a Slacker Mom

that moment when you realize that you can't be anything you want to be when you grow up

About me

Location	Canada
Introduction	My name is Amber, and while I can't deny my tendency towards assholishness with an occasional dash of douche, I promise to not raise my children as such. Fuck it, you know I'm lying. I barely even kept a straight face while typing that, and somewhere in the world Dr. Sears (or insert any other pseudo-scientific asswipe preying on the insecurities of moms everywhere with a credit card)just shat himself and doesn't know why. Anyway, this is my blog, version 2, electric bugaloo, now with MOAR judgEment!

Location

Canada

Introduction

My name is Amber, and while I can't deny my tendency towards assholishness with an occasional dash of douche, I promise to not raise my children as such. Fuck it, you know I'm lying. I barely even kept a straight face while typing that, and somewhere in the world Dr. Sears (or insert any other pseudo-scientific asswipe preying on the insecurities of moms everywhere with a credit card)just shat himself and doesn't know why. Anyway, this is my blog, version 2, electric bugaloo, now with MOAR judgEment!