Biffwald J. Benchpress, Jr., Certified Brazilian Waxer and Professional Squat Thruster
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| Gender | Male |
|---|---|
| Industry | Chemicals |
| Occupation | Owner/Chief Hair Removal Technician, Hot Wax on Your Taint and world champion squat thruster |
| Location | Las Vegas, Nevada |
| Introduction | I'm the owner/head waxer of a professional body hair removal company called Hot Wax on Your Taint. I enjoy competitive ass bodybuilding, injecting myself with steriods, and long walks on the beach with hairless women. |
| Interests | cock push-ups, competitive squat thrusting, eurasian moustache farming, building the largest pubic hairball ever, rock climbing |
| Favorite movies | Star Whores, Shaving Ryan's Privates, A Cock turned Orange, Hannibal Lickter, Malcolm XXX, Gangbangs of New York, 2 Set Dvds : Teenage Jizz Junkies & Wide Open - Long Hours, anything with t-bagging |
| Favorite music | Yanni, Neil Diamond, Neil Sedaka, Neil Young, Vince Neil, Nelly, Bone Thugs and Harmony, Pat Boone, Pat Benetar, Pat Magroin, Pat McGee Band, Foghat, Cold Crush Brothers, Stevie Nicks, Steve Miller Band, The Steve Coxsways Three, and Loose Stool. |
| Favorite books | Milady's Hair Removal Techniques: A Comprehensive Manual, Waxing Made Easy: A Step-by-Step Guide, Milady's Aethetician Series: Advanced Hair Removal, Kama Sutra, Cookie Sutra, The COmplete Idiots Guide to Tantric Sex, Erotic Surrender: The Sensual Joys of Female Submission, Mountain Men: The Male Photography of Don Whitman, Orientalia: Sex In Asia, The Complete Idiot's Guide to Pleasing Your Man, Hair Removal Equipment Internet Business Building Bootcamp |
Your people want to make a statue in your honor. What will it be made out of and what victory will it commemorate?
It would be made out of my extensive collection of waxed pubes, dingleberries and taint hairs. It would commemorate the victory over hairy bodies and the conquest of the hairless and shaven.