Cap'n Rich
My blogs
| Gender | Male |
|---|---|
| Industry | Arts |
| Occupation | Ahen, cough, cough, world famous artist |
| Location | Spruce Pine, NC, United States |
| Introduction | Lap robes are all about me. I got 7 for Christmas. |
| Interests | Rocking, Petting my cat, Drooling, Farting, Paris Hilton. |
| Favorite movies | I never go. I never rent. If you do, you should repent. |
| Favorite music | Jump in MY Car, Barbie Girl, |
| Favorite books | Books with soft, chewable covers. |
The love potion you made tastes terrible. How will you drink it?
It's not for me. It's for you, My Pretty. Hold your nose and gulp it down quickly.