Topher Ryan

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Gender Male
Industry Advertising
Occupation Chief Go To Guy, Motion Picture Stunt Butt
Location Salt Lake City, UT, United States
Introduction Sort of single gay male living behind the Zion Curtain in Salt Lake City, UT
Favorite Movies Breakfast at Tiffany's, Little Miss Sunshine, Dumb and Dumber, Crash, 300, Jocks and Cocks 1, 2, 3 and 4
Favorite Music Pretty much anything except rap and Celine Dion.
Favorite Books Anything that is smart, well written, twisted and says "shit" a lot.

If you were a pirate, how would you avoid laughing when saying 'poop deck'?

I could say it without laughing, I am not crude all the time.