B.T.Bear (esq.)

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Gender	Male
Occupation	spy, tisshoo ishooer, navigayter, diaryer
Location	Colchester, England, United Kingdom
Introduction	I'm a bear! I'm brown! I hope you enjoy this window into my life. Push your nose up against it and leave a comment or two...
Interests	Gillingham FC, pants (frolicking of), The Simpsons (Lisa / Santa's Li'l Helper episodes), going to Tescos an riding in the trolley an waving at the other Bears.
Favorite Movies	Anything with bears or spies in. WOW why don't PIXAR do something about dat?
Favorite Music	Anything I can strut my funky booty to- wayhayy! But especially Jazz-Funk dudes or disco. I'm a grayte dancer.
Favorite Books	"The day Bob Was Cold" by me -it's very good, anything about Mr Paddington Bear (especially the pop-up book era), or Mr W T Bear's exploits as recalled by Mr AA Milne.

If mud is dirt plus water, what is clay?

Mud plus water, plus those bits of plasticine that get stuck in the carpet when the nephews move in herds.