Gender	Female
Industry	Arts
Location	Seattle, Washington, United States
Introduction	I just want to help you waste your time more efficiently.
Interests	books, music, movies, theatre, board games, history, classic literature, shoes, food, writing, God, talking in different accents, messing with people
Favorite movies	The Princess Bride,Zoolander, The Taming of the Shrew,The Return of the Jedi, Elizabethtown,Scotland PA, Emma,Clueless,Oklahoma,School of Rock,Batman Begins, The Dark Knight, The Village, Braveheart, Pride and Prejudice, White Christmas,Bill and Ted's Excellent Adventure,Almost Famous,Little Women,Elf,A Christmas Story, Juno, Marie Antoinette, Into the Wild
Favorite music	Beatles,Zeppelin,Vivaldi,Jack Johnson,Bananarama,Hawk Nelson,Jamie Cullum,Cat Stevens,Chopin,Duffy, Endeverance, Nickel Creek,Joy Williams, Elvis Presley,Elvis Costello,Natasha Bedingfield,KT Tunstall,RelientK,U2,Dario Marianelli,Kenny G (that's a joke hahahaa)
Favorite books	Northanger Abbey, Til We Have Faces, Blue Like Jazz, The Screwtape Letters, Jane Eyre, the Aeneid, A Wrinkle In Time, Surprised By Joy, Sense and Sensibility, The Complex Infrastructure Known as the Female Mind, Matilda, The Merriam-Webster Dictionary, Ender's Game, The Count of Monte Cristo, I Capture the Castle, How the Irish Saved Civilization, The Egypt Game, Green Eggs and Ham

Your bow is not broken but you've run out of arrows. How can you fake being a bard?

I don't have to fake my sonnets. They're real and they're spectacular.