Mulch
My blogs
| Gender | Male |
|---|---|
| Location | Parts Unknown, California, United States |
| Links | Audio Clip |
| Introduction | Um... |
| Interests | yes |
| Favorite Movies | anything with midgets, oddly shaped bongs and anal sex |
| Favorite Music | progressive bagpipe polka |
| Favorite Books | Pop Up N00die Books |
You get to ride the big roller coaster three times in a row. What will keep your dad from taking a bite out of your candy apple?
Of all the things I have managed to smuggle into all the places I have sneaked into, I hardly think a candy apple presents a problem.