LAS

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About me

Industry Technology
Location Columbus, Ohio, United States
Introduction I studied to be a biologist, trained to be a journalist, so what do I do now? I write stories about completely improbable stuff. And I help people fix their computers. At night. In the world's darkest call center.
Interests book publishing, Clarion, computers, critiquing, desktop publishing, DVDs, E2, editing, Everything2, fantasy, Farscape, fiction, fiction writers, fiction writing, genre, horror, Macintoshes, MacOSX, manuscripts, novels, science fiction, Ohio State University, poetry, publishing, short stories, small press, tech support, web design, writing
Favorite Movies Murder By Decree, Aliens, Pulp Fiction, Jackie Brown, Blade Runner, The Matrix, Andromeda Strain, The Company of Wolves, The Ring, Get Shorty, Black Hawk Down, Spy Game, The Lord of the Rings trilogy, The Incredibles, Toy Story, Monsters Inc., North by Northwest, The Limey, Spirited Away, Howl's Moving Castle, Sabrina, Breakfast at Tiffany's, Dark City, From Hell, Pirates of the Carribean
Favorite Music Siouxsie and the Banshees, The Creatures, Cruxshadows, Apocalyptica, Arson Garden, Bjork, The Baltimore Consort, Bauhaus, Christopher Parkening, Clint Mansell, Concrete Blonde, Curve, Dave Brubeck, Dead Can Dance, ELP, Faith & The Muse, Garmarna, Juno Reactor, Howard Shore, Leatherstrip, Led Zeppelin, Massive Attack, NIN, Project Pitchfork, Squirrel Nut Zippers
Favorite Books In Silent Graves, The Left Hand of Darkness, Lord of the Flies, Coraline, American Gods, Alice in Wonderland, Through the Looking Glass, Brown Girl in the Ring

If you were a pirate, how would you avoid laughing when saying "poop deck"?

Arr! I be accustomed to sayin' all manner of foolishness with me face straight as a bosun's oar!