Randall Henry
My blogs
| Gender | Male |
|---|---|
| Location | South Florida |
| Introduction | I was pushed and pulled into this world on November 1st, 2007 at Lenox Hill Hospital in Manhattan. I lived in a tiny brownstone on the Upper West Side before relocating to Florida. My parents would probably describe me as sweet, hyperactive, impulsive, curious and unstable. I am quite advanced when it comes to my acquisition of motor skills and am incessantly practicing and expanding upon my skill set. Dad views my ambition as indicative of an Oedipus complex. He is under the delusion that I am aiming to castrate him. All I'm saying is that he shouldn't have bought me that crib. I was perfectly fine sleeping next to Mommy. |
| Interests | Destruction, human faces, Mommy's breasts, blowing raspberries and the elusive skill of walking |
| Favorite movies | Psycho |
| Favorite music | I respond to all types of music but especially Dad's singing. |
| Favorite books | The Very Hungry Catepillar, Susie Et Ses Amis (but only when it's read by Dad because his French accent is hilarious) |