RETARDO MONTALBAN
My blogs
| Location | Barfansas |
|---|---|
| Introduction | Farmer. Supermodel. Abortionist. Welfare Check-Casher. Pornographer. Nuclear Scientist. Ninja Master. Professor. Secret Agent. Hippie Pacifist. Destroyer of Wingnuts. |
| Interests | "Activities which appear to have no meaning." Blogging @ Sadly, No! and elementropy |
| Favorite music | Danish Funeral Marches. Yodeling. Kazoo symphonies. Jugbands. |

